Iso-latable

Maybe you can relate:

- pulled a muscle in the only good part of my back while attempting to start Yoga

- had a shower and got dressed because I wanted to look nice when my uber eats food got here

- texted my ex about how comfy nighties are

- have completed 21 seasons of various Netflix/Stan/Stremio goodness (Not inclu. Movies). And counting...

- have left my house approx 10 times in three months

- dyed my hair with a $4 box that is wrong for me in every way

- fallen behind in bills and ahead in debt

- have begun expressing pent-up off-the-cuff intense emotions to friends who have never seen me get worked up (I.e. one of my fav jewellers, my board game group, and to my reflection in the bathroom mirror)

- am successfully growing a garden. What it is? I don't know. Been throwing any and all seeds out there in desperation for lower food costs

- been incredibly reliable with my med intake

- haven't finished a single book. But joined Tik Tok

- I have mastered fluent Cat

- cleaned out my wardrobe three times, that my car is now chock-a-block full of donations

- (oh, I love this one) run out of chocolate in all forms

- speak on the phone / via text to both grandma's daily

- beaten my record for not showering, brushing my hair, or changing clothes of five days...by one.

- received my unemployment stimulus and immediately paid rent 💪

- learnt how to cook an amazing steak without fear (I think it has something to do with red wine, and making someone else do it for you)

- and stopped caring so much about what people think of me. Instead worrying which Brooklyn 99 character they think I am instead.

Life is a funny thing. Who knows where we are in this lockdown saga (beginning, middle, end). All I know is I gotta keep living my best life.

On a serious note, lockdown is hard and lonely and expensive. It's definitely not easy. But it's made laughing at life, learning lessons, and believing that I am not the only one struggling (talking about our issues) much easier. Thank you for doing life with me, you losers xx May all your lists keep growing.